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July 12, 2005

Declines invite to Semi-Annual Sale at VS

Like an earlier Scarlet before her, deftly proclaiming to the world how she would never go hungry again, our newest Scarlet let director Michael Bay have it during the filming of The Island. When called upon to do a love scene for the movie it is reported that she said: "I'm not wearing this cheap ... bra. I'm going naked."

Right on sister. If I'm going to do a love scene with Ewan McGregor, I don't want the jubblies obstructed by some demi cup push up trash.

CNN reports.

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July 06, 2005

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

I came across this on fark this morning, and I find it to be a most excellent Keanu Reeves quiz.

I'm proud to say I only got 6 out of 10 correct, including the Point Break quote.

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July 05, 2005

Obey Randy Newman: I love LA

I got a fever, and the only perscription is a trip to Los Angeles. Will be there from July 19th - 27th. Please if you are in the neighborhood, do stop by and take me somewhere.

I am fully prepared for the journey after watching the John Carpenter classic They Live which takes place in 1980's downtown LA, with awesome Echo Park shanty town footage, shoulder pad footage and bluesy synth score. Starring the hardest working mullet in wrestling, Mr. Roddy Piper. Truly a man for all seasons.

After viewing that gem, I proceded to compare the famous Piper vs. Keith David sunglasses fight with the Jimmy and Timmy "Cripple Fight" from the infamous South Park episode of the same name. Yes, the two fight scenes are nearly identical. God bless you Matt and Trey.

Upcoming posts to look out for: a review of the hit comedy Land of the Dead, a short photo essay entitled "Meet Neville Desmond Sinclair", some deep thoughts on where Dov Charney can shove his American Apparel ads, and a delightful recipe for banana nut bread. Mmmmm, tasty!

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