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October 11, 2005

Things That Don't Suck

NYC has had a suck year sportswise. The Yankees got pwn3d by the OC Angels last night. Not surprising, but still stings, like that part of your cuticle you chewed off till it bled but you did it anyway despite the fact you knew it would no doubt be scabby and sore for two weeks. We can now officially put baseball to bed for awhile and concentrate fully on watching Vinnie Testaverde try to do the job of a man half his age, and not paying attention to the Rangers and Islanders.

I feel your pain, and you deserve better NYC. My gift to you is a short list of things that don't suck, or don't suck nearly as bad as Alex Rodriguez, who sucks plenty.

1. Serenity - Who was cooler, Han Solo or Luke Skywalker? That's right, Han; go see Serenity. Joss Whedon big screen debut proves he's the heir to the throne the bloated corpse of Lucas sits on. Greedo shooting first? Kiss my ass. This is a real science fiction action movie, no gay monks.

2. Arrested Development Season 2 - Out on DVD today. I love Gob.

3. Hello. I'm Eugene - Eugene Mirman writes HIGHlarious/reDICKulous blog for the Village Voice. He's big, he's weird looking, and he's funny as hell. Best part is most entries are accompanied by a video or sound bit to help illustrate what he's talking about. The kid(man) is going places.

4. Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza - IN FULL COLOR!!!!!!!!!

5. Murder Mystery - Sassy, irreverent, incandescent, insert overused adjective here! They are hot, young and undiscovered, and friends of mine, which makes them cool.

That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure there are other things that don't suck right now, and I'd love to hear them, post your non-sucky items in the comments box. The suck ends here.

Posted by urcella at October 11, 2005 03:53 PM

Comments

Urcella doesn't suck. She's wonderful.

Posted by: singlewhiteurcella at December 4, 2005 09:10 PM

hahaha yankees suck!

Posted by: Zach at October 14, 2005 04:43 AM