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January 27, 2006
Worth a Million Value Pays
Wake up this morning (last week at this point), turn on tv. Usually hit channel one immediately; need my weather on the ones, rail and road report, in the papers, etc. For whatever reason, the last channel I viewed the night before slipping into sweet sweet slumber was ShopNBC.com.
And this my young friends, is the glory that was being sold: http://www.shopnbc.com/product/?familyid=J157629&storeid=1&track=-20101
They marketed it as a conversation piece. So what kind of conversation would this ring inspire I wondered?
1. My grandpappy coached a small college (which no loger exists) football team from Delaware in the great Rooster Bowl of '37, and this was his championship ring.
2. I moonlight as a cockfight arena commentator and this was a gift from Don King after he won some money on a bird named Mr. Pretzles from Chihuahua, Mexico.
3. I lost a bet.
4. This gave me the most Rhodium bang for my buck.
Still, if anyone wants to buy this for me, i'll happily "strut [my] stuff while wearing this bold sensation!" Size 5.
Posted by urcella at January 27, 2006 08:23 PM
Comments
Size 5? Have you fingers gotten fatter?
Posted by: Ben at January 27, 2006 09:24 PM